The Only Possible Nickname For Daisuke
Okay, I've read enough stupid, asinine and flat out racist proposed "nicknames" for Daisuke that I have to throw my own... umm... hat... into... the ring. Or... something.So here we have it.
Dai Hard.
What better way to describe a scrappy, strong pitcher with great power and 5 filthy pitches. We could get Bruce Willis to throw out the first pitch at his Fenway Debut. He could even sing the National Anthem before the game!
I'm getting too excited thinking about this.
Plus, as Kevin pointed out to me Dai is Japanese for "Grand" so it would be a tribute to him, in Japanese, without having to replace Rs with Ls, or making jokes about Toyotas or Yamaha Motorcycles.
Who among us doesn't want to hear this exchange:
Remy: This guy is just incredible.
Orsillo: The 2-2 pitch to A-Rod, nasty curve for strike three! Matsuzaka strikes out the side! Dai Hard!
Remy: With A Vengence!
Seriously, it's so awesome that it would mass impregnate anyone watching. Guys and girls.
Please, think of the children.

